Terms of Service

Last Updated: 11/24/2023

I am Alfred Simpson ("Company", "we", "us", "our"), a singular person running a blog in the state of New Jersey. We are not an LLC nor are we any specific organization. I operate the website https://www.alfredsimpson.com (the "Site") as well as any other related products and services that refer or link to these legal terms (the "Legal Terms") (collectively, the "Services").

While you can contact me, I'd really rather you did not. If you find it absolutely necessary, it isn't. But, you can still email me at tos@alfredsimpson.com. I will not read this email and you will not receive responses.

These Legal Terms constitute a legally binding agreement made between you, whether personally or on behalf of an entity ("you"), and Alfred Simpson, concerning your access to and use of the Services. You agree that by accessing the Services, you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by all of these Legal Terms. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE LEGAL TERMS, THEN YOU ARE EXPRESSLY PROHIBITED FROM USING THE SERVICES AND YOU MUST DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY. 

Supplemental terms and conditions or documents that may be posted on the Services from time to time are herby expressly incorporated herein by reference. We reserve the right, in our sole discretion, to make changes or modifications to these Legal Terms at any time and for any reason. We will alert you only by updating the "Last Updated" date of these Legal terms, and you waive any right to receive specific notice of each such change. It is your responsibility to periodically review these Legal Terms to stay informed of updates. You will be subject to, and will be deemed to have been made aware of and to have accepted, the changes in any revised Legal Terms by your continued use of the Services after the datas such revised legal Terms are posed.

The Services are intended for users who are at least 18 years old. Persons under the age of 18 are not permitted to use or register for the Services. It is recommended that you print a copy of these Legal Terms for your records.